Thank you for being undead!
Roughly ten years ago, Papa Petro brought together the biggest, baddest, bestest and longest lasting zombie horde Malton has and ever will see. It’s high time we celebrate that.
On September 16, the retirees of the RRF are getting back together to smash cades, eat bra!nz, and squaredance. Newer and still active members are more than welcome to join in the fun. We’ll post more details as the day gets closer, but for those with access to the private forums and IRC, we’ll be doing some planning in there. For the really old timers who don’t have access to private forums or IRC, pm me (have a link to your UD character’s profile handy since there’s a distinct possibility that your senile old grandpapa forgot who you are).
A couple of do’s and don’t’s.
DO show up and have fun. Heck, if you’re a harman interloper reading this and can figure out our SOOPER SEKRIT plan, feel free to show up and have your brains eaten.
DO clog up the forum and IRC with your best stories, reliving the olden days. What’s the point of a reunion if we can’t romanticize the past? Just be sure to have fun with it and don’t be a dick about how much more awesome things were back in your day, which leads us to…
DO NOT bring up past dramas or bash the current leadership of the horde. The point of this is to get back together and have fun with some folks we haven’t had fun with in a while. If you are harboring some sort of grudge against a fellow zombie or don’t like how things are done now, feel free to just hang out with the people you do like for the reunion and then leave afterwards. If you can’t even do that, then just do what you’d do in real life and skip the reunion.
DO NOT wear pants. This category includes zerging, gathering intel with alts, deceiving harmanz to get intel on their plans, etc. It wasn’t cool when you were active. It isn’t cool now.
With that stuff out of the way, let’s party!
Barhah!
Murray Jay Suskind: Class of ‘06
