Good evening fellow Ridleys, I’m Johnny Bass and I approved this message
We are the zambahz of Ridleybank. We are a family and a horde. The Ridleybank is the largest and greatest horde in the game. You zambahz are some of the most fun and ruthless zambahz in the game and make this horde great. The spirit and fun that you bring with is unmatched. This horde is a family of friends that I take a great deal of pride in being a part of.
Over a year and a half ago, Lord Moloch was given the task of leading our great horde. Under the year and a half of his leadership, Moloch drastically changed the horde and Malton itself. He unified the teams into one great big wrecking ball of death, completely changed the Survivor Security Zone to it’s now gloriously red status, and brought our great horde around all of Malton. He taught us to work and kill.
Moloch has asked me to step in and follow this amazing job that he has done within the horde. Each papa before him has brought their own style to the front and I intend to do the same. You Ridleys have worked hard under Moloch’s guidance. Now , I propose that we show Malton that we can play as hard as we can work!
Look around you zambahz. Harmanity is silly enough to reject the undeath that we offer to bring.
They reject it and embrace something even worse than harmanity.
Serious business.
We can bring these poor misguided harmanz to a state transcending serious business, but it will take all of our might. We can show them how to have fun again, we must show them the joy that we feel in death. Our homeland is part of the city of Malton and we must bring the joys of our homeland to ALL of Malton. We must party hard and have fun. We must do it not only for ourselves, but to teach the pitiful harmanz to join us in our joyous ways.
We can do this. We will do this.
-Papa Johnny
