In September 2005 a zombie had a dream. A dream of a place; of a zombie homeland at the very core of the breathing infestation; of the very heart of Malton crushed, broken and dead. Ashes in the mouths of every survivor.
That zombie was Petrosjko.
The place: Ridleybank.
Papa Petro led the armies of the Ridleybank Resistance Front to war and made his dream every breather’s nightmare reality. The streets of Ridleybank ran red with blood and, when it was over, every zombie slept safe and full in the buildings and even the streets of their new homeland, free of headshots and the intrusions of mere men. Zombiekind had at last found a home.
A little over two years later, with Petro resting safe in his home of Moggridge Place Police Department, the Front marched out to take the war to the streets of Malton and spread Petro’s nightmare vision across the city. I led the army out into battle as far afield as Gulsonside, Scarletwood and Buttonville. None could stand before us, zetheren. The suburbs fell, the breathers died. We turned their safe-houses into tombs, their malls to mausoleums. Even their sacred Survivor Security Zone was demolished entirely with paltry ease. We have been unstoppable.
However, the breathers appear to have forgotten just who we are and what we do. Whilst we have been away their backward and pathetic kind have been busy scurrying around the streets and buildings of our suburb, barricading our buildings against us, shooting our zetheren and declaring our homeland safe for their verminous kind!
Read the weasel words of these revolting creatures and marvel at their hubris:
I believe the RRF is currently sweeping through southern Malton, with Moloch at the head of course, after he was killed in Buckley Mall. They’ll be back soon enough. The idea is to set up enough of a fortification that they’ll have a hard time retaking this suburb, if they do at all.
Ridleybank is Ours
the TRPs in Ridleybank are barricaded, lit, and occupied by survivors, and the boring buildings are merely barricaded and occupied by survivors. We might have to annex Barrvile, soon, simply so we have something to do with all our AP.
Thanks to the legendary Cannonball Crew, Phoenix Security Services, the Kilt Store, and the many others who have made all this possible. We Bastards love having you here.
I say to them, to you, to everyone: ENOUGH!
The RRF is coming home to reclaim Ridleybank, not merely for ourselves but for all zombiekind.
This is no mere battle: This is a CRUSADE.
I hereby call upon all members of the Ridleybank Resistance Front to gather immediately in Stanbury Village and prepare for war. Together we will devastate, obliterate and annihilate all who dare blight our homeland and our war-cry will be thus:
ZOMBIES FOR RIDLEYBANK, RIDLEYBANK FOR ZOMBIES!
