Welcome to first edition of Ridleybank Digital Press, news for the undead cannibal written by the undead cannibal. This new periodical, operating under Malton Herald & Sun Publications is here to bring you your news, free of harman demagoguery that merely gets in the way of a good snack.
Eye on the horde:
Great news from our brethren in green, Ridleybank is a wasteland. With harman population at seasonal low the Pretorian Guard has taken to playing four square to pass the time. Inside sources have it that 70758552 is totally bitching at it and is an utterly unstoppable force on the court. All fear the new Lord of the black top.
Looking towards the future, the sixth birthday of our glorious horde is fast approaching on the 27th with a massive birthday party planned that weekend. Hildebrand Mall has graciously agreed to host the event and provide free catering services. Some survivor groups have formally declared the 27th a day of mourning for Malton in remembrance of all those who have fallen to the horde. These elements were promptly and swiftly kicked in the crotch by Team America leader/designated Molochbait MichaelBarnaby. Fellow Ridley and witness to the slaughter Myk, when asked about the event was quoted saying “Three” and then began to gnaw on a kitten.
Dinner Spotlight
This edition’s spotlight is dedicated to the delicious snacks marinating in the Fort Perryn Infimary. Soaking in their own juices, finely roasting in Whittenside Hell-hole they make a high class meal at a low class price. Often paired with a red wine with a fine intestine garnish, we give this meal four out of five stars. To our zombie kin dining down South we say “Bon Appetit!”
Get to know a Ridley
This edition’s Ridley is…myself, the Papa. I’ve been playing Urban Dead with the RRF since 2005, but I did take a two year break in between then and now. I joined the horde through a sign up thread on the old desensitized forums and been having fun with the game ever since. Outside of the Internet I typically go by Rob and putter around Upstate New York, living with my borderline feral dog Joey. I work a quiet job from my home as tech support, cursing God constantly for my fate. So, despite all indications to the contrary, I live a normal happy life*
Papa’s Corner
The Ridleybank Resistance Front turns six years old come this Tuesday. This is a time to reflect on our common history and how our family has changed over the years. To remember friends no longer with us, fun shared, and how much ass we’ve kicked over the years. This horde has lasted because of Ridleys like you, people who log in to spend their 50 AP with us every day. So, from the bottom of my heart, I wish to thank every Ridley, past and present, for everyday you’ve played, its truly been a gift to play with people so wonderful. So I invite all of you to come to Hildebrand on Sunday for the Ridleybank Resistance Rager with me and raise a brain on this Sunday on the East Coast at 22:05 GMT. We’ll sing songs of old times and make new ones! Come on over to help christen this six year with blood, and a toast for many years to come! LETS GIVE’EM A REMINDER OF WHO WE ARE, WHAT WE DO AND WHY WE’VE STOOD THE TEST OF TIME! BARHAH!
Goodbyeee
Thus concludes the first edition of the Ridleybank Digital Press. If you have questions or comments feel free to PM Irishmen on these forums and be sure to drop by the horde IRC channel. Stay undead folks and remember to play fair.
*Editor’s Note: This statement is a fabrication.
