Papa Sonny, leader of the RRF, kicked off the Farewell Brain Bash by announcing the razing of Rolt Heights in honor of Dangermouse, the retired leader of the RRF Propaganda Corps. As the respected editor of the Malton Herald & Sun, he could always be counted on to deliver timely news and inspiration to the horde and embarassment and uncomfortable soul-searching to our foes.
Dangermouse has been indispensable in shaping the culture, character and public face of the RRF. He was a member of Group 1, and his fedora and camera made him a familiar figure to the horde and harmans alike. He covered groundbreaking research in articles such as “New RRF Study shows that Harmanz are Lazy, Shiftless Squatters,” educated the horde with articles such as “Organic, free-ranging versus factory farm-raised harmanz: Which is better?” and provided up-to-the-minute reporting on historic battles and mall liberations.
Dangermouse also contributed many characteristic RRF images, often drawing inspiration from WWII posters and imagery and using humor to encourage the horde and draw new recruits. He supported our strike teams by creating flags for them, allowing terrified harmans to know who exactly they’re fleeing from.
The RRF owes much of its laid-back sense of humor and superior style to Dangermouse. As Papa Petro himself has said, “DM’s a large part of what makes the RRF the RR-freakin’-F, lemme tell ya.” So it’s only fitting that the RRF should hit Rolt Heights in honor of our unrivaled, tireless provider of propaganda. With its six libraries, it is well known as one of the most literate suburbs of Malton. RRF members will be furthering the edification of Rolt Heights residents by ransacking the shelves clean of inferior harman literature and donating plenty of copies of “The Collected Works of Dangermouse.” Young RRF members are encouraged to snack on plenty of brains, in hopes that they can someday follow in the footsteps of our most eloquent and witty chronicler.
