First and foremost I want to thank Johnny for being an outstanding Papa and all around decent human being. He has earned all of our respect in his term as Papa and I’m very pleased to know that he’ll be in the front lines killing harmanz with us for awhile longer. As a gesture of thanks and admiration I ask all of you to dedicate your next harman to him.
BARHAH JOHNNY!
It’s my goal as Papa to combine all of the great things I’ve seen from the last three Papas I’ve served under. Murray had a knack for making the horde feel like family, Moloch was an evil tactical genius, and Johnny made us remember to have fun. With help from all of you we can combine those strengths to make RRF stronger, deadlier, and more fun than ever!
I know that there have been concerns about a third Papa coming from Gore Corps and I understand why that may be alarming to some. In an effort to assuage any doubts you have about my dedication to the zambah cause and to embrace the full zambah experience I have become one with the ROT!!
BARHAH!
