Caption: Subject #6, demonstrating a typical harmanz behavior of sitting inside, letting their sad, pathetic lives waste away after barricading a building.
The study, conducted by the RRF Coalition of Harman Biomechanics, involved a randomly selected sample of harmanz in the Blomfield Grove Police Department.
RRF scientists first tested harmanz reaction times to stressful events using a standardized “Bite Test” in which the harmanz were given infectious bites of greeting. Four harmanz failed to react to the test and were immediately devoured by feral zombies. Two others ran away screaming to “fall back” at the hospital. Scientists also noted that the harmanz shouted out their fall back point suggesting that harmanz may be stupider than previously thought.
Caption: Caption: Subject #3. Failed to move to weapon and first aid supplies despite nearby zombie horde. Was soon eaten.
In a concurrent study, RRF scientists captured lone harmanz in Ridleybank, sat them in a chair in a secured, barricaded room, and then placed ammunition and first aid kits across the room. Due to the unbelievable bad odor from the lack of harmanz not taking showers, scientists were forced to wear protective garments and face masks. A feral horde was brought outside the room and the subject was monitored. Scientists noted that not one harmanz left their chair despite the screams of a zombie horde outside. The harmanz were eventually killed after the ferals broke in.
Encouraged by the results, RRF scientists vow to conduct more studies to understand the harmanz before they die out from their pathetic attempts to repopulate the city.
