Lost in the shuffle of the Big Bash and the outcry over a certain megahorde, the RRF has been steamrolling suburb after suburb across Malton, with nary a peep from the greater populace. Amongst the dead suburbs are such stalwarts as Roftwood, Stanbury Village and Tollyton. However, it seems as though no matter how many suburbs the RRF smashes, no one seems to give them due respect.
“It’s something where they’ve been doing this so consistently for so long that people start to wonder ‘Should I even care anymore?’” explains Dr. Edwin Thomas, professor of Media studies at Malton University. “When it becomes standard practice for a horde to annihilate all opposition to it, a situation develops where it becomes harder and harder to find something newsworthy about it.”
“That’s bullcrap!” retorted one member of the RRF’s War Council. “We destroyed the entire Survivor Security Zone and it still hasn’t recovered. We’re eating the last, best hope for the survivors. And what do we get? Nothing. If I wanted to be in a situation where no one cared about me anymore, I’d hang out at Caiger Mall.”
On possible obstacle to news of the RRF’s recent dominance of our fair city is the fact that no one has survived. All of the suburbs hit by Excursion III are still considered very dangerous. Some theorize that if there are no survivors of an RRF assault, then no one will be able to spread the word around to fellow survivors.
“It’s true. Outside of your newspaper, there are few reporters who will approach a zombie for a story. When the entire survivor population of a suburb has been zombified, then the media may well miss the story,” explained Thomas.
There are some who feel that the RRF is missing a golden opportunity by not patrolling the homeland in favor of going on Excursion. Among them is self-professed “Son of Blackmore” Benny Bibbit. “When the RRF was gone, we managed to successfully hold Blackmore for like, 5 hours! This really is a time for a survivor renaissance in Ridleybank! I’ve been barricade strafing for two whole months and local ferals have killed me only 15 times!”
While proper credit may not be given, there is little doubting that the RRF is cutting through survivor strongholds like a woodchipper cuts through Steve Buscemi’s corpse. Residents of Malton have a great need to fear. Just because you’re not being targeted by the flavor of the week, doesn’t mean that you’re safe.
