Strolls up to podium in nice, shiny Muammar Gaddafi uniform
Good evening, my zetheren. After taking a sabbatical to find the perfect Barhahween costume, I have returned to say tell all of you that it is time. It is time to return to the homeland and show the harmanz that the roots of the zombie homeland are dug so deep that no amount of breathing and barricading may uproot them.
While the rest of Malton has a great deal to offer – brainz, the Big Bash, malls, less quixotic harmanz – our homeland is calling us. It is an annual rite each fall to cleanse the homeland. This annual rite coincides nicely with a massive zombie famine relief effort – the 5th of November.
So my fellow zetheren, I am calling you all home to arrive no later than a week from today. After spending a nice Barhahween together, dancing, partying, groaning and knocking on barricades bellowing “BARHAH! AR BRA!NZ!” we will turn our attention to the accommodating harmanz who wish so kindly to deliver us a bounteous brain buffet.
We shall eat the early arrivals who wish to begin festivities before the 5th of November. We shall eat the inevitable wave arriving at the Blackmore Building on the 5th itself to set up adorable little barricades for about 10 seconds. We shall eat the diehards who refuse to give up even after all “intelligent” harmanz have thrown in the towel. We shall show the harmanz what true BARHAH! is.
And to the harmanz, I have this to say: Bring us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breath free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, and we shall have them all as a sumptuous feast.
Additionally, our long-beloved Group 0 has fallen into disrepair. It is time to make some changes and get things going so we’re a horde again instead of a bunch of strike teams.
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The generic “Group 0” name is not edgy enough to attract players in today’s world of zombie distracting flares, strike teams and feeding groans. Therefore, from this point forward, Group 0 shall be known as the “Wrecking Ball”
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There shall be a public subforum set up for the Wrecking Ball (and DoHS) so that members can bond and discuss things, etc. to build the same kind of camraderie that strike teams build up. This new forum will appear soon (I’m quite busy at the time of this post).
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New members of the horde who do not specifically ask to join a strike team will be assigned to DoHS or the Wrecking Ball (with emphasis placed on the Wrecking Ball until we boost the numbers a bit).
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Veteran horde members shall team up with new members (either on the forums, via PM or on IRC) in order to both increase effectiveness and cut through barricades for young zombies so that they may spend their time eating brainz and growing strong.
That is all.
Barhah! MJS
