Some of you may have noticed that I’ve been absent a great deal lately. Some of you may also be aware that there’s a curse that seems to accompany the Papa job. That curse is the most soul crushing and fun killing curse of all, real life.
shudders and takes a moment to compose himself
Every Papa loves the horde, it’s an abusive sort of love but love all the same. Eventually we all have to come to terms with the fact that we’re just not the right person for the position anymore. That time should have come a couple of months ago for me and I fear that I’ve done you all a great disservice by sticking around as long as I have. That ends now. I am officially stepping down from the post and leaving it in the capable hands of Jadkor.
I’ve been around for a long time and have witnessed very few zambahz who are as capable, respectable, and lovable as Jadkor. He’ll do an amazing job and I have no doubt that the horde will do well under him.
I’ll still be around though. You have all become a family for me and I have no intention of abandoning you. AU10 will have me nahming bra!nz with them, GC will see me burying an ax in a generator, Praets will see me defending Ridley against the filthy breathers who never let us rest, Breakkie Club will see me waking up at a ridiculous hour to bash down cades, and TA will see me feeding our babahz. Every team has impressed me a great deal during the last year and the thought of leaving the horde is unthinkable. You poor bastards may not have me as Papa but that doesn’t mean you’re free of me yet!
BARHAH ANH HAHRAB MAH BRAZZAHZ ANH Z!ZZAHZ!
